My name is Cassidy, I was named after a Grateful Dead song and I like narwhals, the word poot is fun to say, i shoot lightning out of my nipples, also I'm a real big queer. So hop on this bandwaggon! Come get to know me and my mind , ask questions , tell me interesting facts, admit your deepest secrets, ask me for advice on anything . Anything in the realm of things you would like to express i would like to know . I'm pretty much a snazzy mystifying oracle . mylovelyface
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
I haven’t seen JL nudes and that means I’m following the right people.